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CERCI LANNISTER: 

“What was the first thing?” he asked me. 

“Huh?” 

“You said if you won the lottery, this car would be your second purchase. What would be 

your first?” 

“Why do you care?” 

He didn’t answer. 

“Fine, I’d pay off my debt and rejoice at never getting one of those statements in the mail 

ever again.” It was another dream out of reach though. 

“I’ll pay it,” he said out the blue like it was nothing. 

“Come again?” 

He spun the car around, not answering. 

“Hey Mr. Warbucks, my apartment is that way.” I pointed in the other direction. 

“I’m taking you to my place.” 

Had he lost his mind? “Yeah. Without my permission, this would be considered kidnapping.” 

He pulled to a stop on the side of the road. Turning to me, his eyes were shadowy in the 

dark interior of his car. I wasn’t sure whether to run or call an ambulance for him. He 

sighed. 

“My mother is running for president next year.” Another random statement where I had no clue where it had come from. “She wants her Hallmark–perfect family beside her, and it would be great if her son wasn’t bisexual.” 

“Did you tell her she’d actually win the presidency if she embraced the rainbow?” 

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He snickered and leaned back. “It’s more than that. My family is old, white, and conservative, and so are my viewers, actually. There’s nothing wrong with that; my political views also line up that way. Time magazine called me ‘the young blood and soul of the New Republican Party‘. I want to run for office one day, but my party isn’t ready to follow a man who enjoys fucking another man.” 

“You want me to be your beard and pretend to be in a relationship with you,” I whispered, finally catching on. But how long would that last? It seemed better to just tell the truth. 

“Not just a relationship. I want you to marry me.” 

BERNARD: 

“You asked her to marry you?” Wes said as I laid back on the bed trying to figure out how 

the hell I had fjon down this hole. 

“I honestly don’t know what happened,” I said, resting my arm on my face. “I was just 

going to take her home. Thank her for her effort at Irene’s. Then we started to talk about 

how much she loved my car. She threw her hands up in the air, and the wind blew her hair back. She had this beautiful genuine smile across her lips, and she was so damn happy 

just to have the chance to ride in it. Then she quoted Vanilla Sky and in that second I thought…” 

I felt him hovering him above me. Letting my arm drop to the side, I stared up at him. “You thought what?” He didn’t look away from me. 

“I thought if you wanted her and she wanted you I wouldn’t mind. That we could all win 

in this. I’d get my mother off my back. You’d get rid of this fasciation you have with her, and she’d get enough money to stop working herself so hard,” I said softly, reaching up to 

brush back a strand of his sandy brown hair. 

“You want her, too,” he said again with his arms on either side of my head. “That’s why 

you asked her. Even if was just once, you… 

I kissed him just to make him shut the fuck up. And even as he moaned into my mouth, I couldn’t stop thinking of her: how she arched her back against the seat of my car and how soft her pink lips looked. I remembered the first time we both heard her moan. Everything was clouding my mind and having him this close to me wasn’t helping. 

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So I just needed to stop thinking. 

Reaching up, I pushed him back, flipping him over and pinning him below me. Gripping his neck, I glared down at him. “Stop thinking about her and start thinking more about 

me.” 

Pushing me back, fighting in my arms, we rolled over and over on top of the bed, me on top, him on top, until Wes grabbed a fistful of my hair and tugged my head back when we 

were both on our knees. 

“I’m always thinking about you!” Wes sneered while I kissed his jaw and tugged harder. “Every fucking day you are on my mind. I can never get a damn break from you. I revolve around you! You are an addiction I can never shake so don’t make me keep repeating it!” 

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